anglophilesanon | duchessofc | princessdianafrances:
Hello Gran!
it’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting!
Not usually a royal fan but this is so cute!
My medical condition isn’t supposed to be causing me pain, but it is, so does that make me a special snowflake SJ community? Does that mean I am one of you? Does this deem me worthy to have my case viewed by your community as valid?
From first hand…
(Source: comrade-cunt)
My last name had to be French and with an accent. *sigh*
People always misspell “P H I L I P” and spell it with 2 L’s instead of 1. D:
people always assume my name is Emery or Emory, not just Emry. I don’t really care honestly, but I think it’s funny when I’ve known people for ages and they still can’t get it right.
Channel, Shanel, Shunel, Shannel, Chanelle, Michelle, IT GOES ON.
My name always gets mispronounced as Janette (Juh-net). But I’ve gotten used to it for the most part.
M-E-A-G-H-A-N. But most people usually call me by my last name thinking it’s my first name.
It’s Caroline, not Carolyn. I don’t make a huge deal about pronunciation, most people ask me. But it needs to be spelled properly! And I always spell out my surname because even though it’s not a difficult word, it’s very often misheard.
Alice, Lisa, Liz, Lizzy, Alison, Eliza, alisha, Al, all variations I’ve been called by friends, their families, teachers, employers…. At my current job they wrote it out phonetically on the white board - in permanent marker :S
For reference: ah-li-see-ahh :-)
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And to some people, the fact that I don’t is unacceptable and there is obviously something wrong with me because everyone likes to drink and if you don’t you should. Why do other people think it’s their business whether I drink alcohol or not? I’ve apologised to people for being a non-drinker…
I completely get what you mean, although because I have a religion, people often assume that’s why I don’t drink. I don’t understand what’s so complicated about not liking the taste of something - would people feel pressured into getting used to the taste of Brussels sprouts if they didn’t like them?
Anyway, any alcohol I’ve tried tastes like nasty cough syrup to me!
Gene Hunt: They reckon you’ve got concussion - I couldn’t give a tart’s furry cup if half your brains are falling out. Don’t ever waltz into my kingdom acting king of the jungle.
Sam Tyler: Who the hell are you?
Gene Hunt: Gene Hunt. Your DCI. And it’s 1973. Almost dinner time. I’m having hoops.
Lizphobia is the fear of people who haven’t seen The Princess Bride.
very true
Lapisphobia is the fear of admitting you love a show meant for children.
IT KNOWS!!!
Franziskaphobia is the fear of shrimp tacos.
Okay sure.
Lionaphobia is the fear of that raptor scene in Jurassic Park.
Heatherphobia is the fear of diet soda in the fridge.
Fuck that shit man, FUCK THAT SHIT.
catbountryphobia is the fear of crying before a sad scene comes up.
… Oh.
zannyphobia is the fear of your neighbor’s mother.
wut
Jessphobia is the fear of not sending that one txt msg.
Oh, okay.
Razophobia is the fear of half-birthdays.
What does that even mean :|rebeccaphobiaphobia is the fear of falling in hate.
op lol
Veronicaphobia is the fear of everything becoming toilet paper.
Kaldenophobia is the fear of nearly everything BUT oak ceiling fans
Paulophobia is the fear of running out of weed
Kellyphobia is the fear of enjoying Barbie movies.
Jasminphobia is the fear of warm beer.
Naomiphobia is the fear of being sent to the Shadow Realm.
alysiaphobia is the fear of maps being upside down.
(Source: brobotschoiceass)
I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:
1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.
or
2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”
sassy gay clock.
dying
Rebagel’d this BECAUSE of the comment, ngl
Shut up. This is hilarious.
(Source: imgfave)
